I Can't Make This Shit Up

According to my mother, I either need to write a book or start a blog.  I'm entirely too old and dense to know how to write a book, so blog it is.  This will contain my daily rants (eff you Walmart), raves, whining, and other useless rambling.  I'm going to use some very foul language on occasion.  If you don't wanna see it, please don't read it.  I may rant on politics, religion and varying other hot topic issues.  This is not the place to argue with me.  Go start your own blog!  :-P  Well.... pour yourselves a drink, buckle your seatbelts... this could be a bumpy ride!  mwahahahahhahha!